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Your world is backwards.
Usually the big space cock.
Goes inside the man.
Dude, that’s my mom’s boob.
Why can’t I just eat in peace?
F-off you pervert.
What’s on your mind guys?
Remember - don’t ask don’t tell.
Secret’s safe with me.
THAT’S MY SQUEAKY TOY!!!!
DON’T YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT.
OR I’LL TAKE YOU DOWN.
Something’s not right here.
He’s happy to see me, cause.
That’s no banana.
Get ready YouTube.
This gonna look good in HD.
Now where’d that sheep go?
Wow what a talent.
Staring me right in the eye.
I mean, look at it.
This is so not cool.
The outfit is bad enough.
But the dolls too Mom?
Um, excuse me sir.
That’s one impressive belly.
You make a girl swoon.
Oh nice, my ride’s here.
We’re going to the Ritz right?
Who says crime don’t pay.