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Oct 05
Permalink
Your world is backwards.
Usually the big space cock.
Goes inside the man.

Your world is backwards.

Usually the big space cock.

Goes inside the man.

Oct 04
Permalink
Dude, that’s my mom’s boob.
Why can’t I just eat in peace?
F-off you pervert.

Dude, that’s my mom’s boob.

Why can’t I just eat in peace?

F-off you pervert.

Oct 03
Permalink
What’s on your mind guys?
Remember - don’t ask don’t tell.
Secret’s safe with me.

What’s on your mind guys?

Remember - don’t ask don’t tell.

Secret’s safe with me.

Oct 02
Permalink
THAT’S MY SQUEAKY TOY!!!!
DON’T YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT.
OR I’LL TAKE YOU DOWN.

THAT’S MY SQUEAKY TOY!!!!

DON’T YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT.

OR I’LL TAKE YOU DOWN.

Oct 01
Permalink
Something’s not right here.
He’s happy to see me, cause.
That’s no banana.

Something’s not right here.

He’s happy to see me, cause.

That’s no banana.

Sep 30
Permalink
Get ready YouTube.
This gonna look good in HD.
Now where’d that sheep go?

Get ready YouTube.

This gonna look good in HD.

Now where’d that sheep go?

Sep 29
Permalink
Wow what a talent.
Staring me right in the eye.
I mean, look at it.

Wow what a talent.

Staring me right in the eye.

I mean, look at it.

Sep 28
Permalink
This is so not cool.
The outfit is bad enough.
But the dolls too Mom?

This is so not cool.

The outfit is bad enough.

But the dolls too Mom?

Sep 27
Permalink
Um, excuse me sir.
That’s one impressive belly.
You make a girl swoon.

Um, excuse me sir.

That’s one impressive belly.

You make a girl swoon.

Sep 26
Permalink
Oh nice, my ride’s here.
We’re going to the Ritz right?
Who says crime don’t pay.

Oh nice, my ride’s here.

We’re going to the Ritz right?

Who says crime don’t pay.